United States

Preparations for my bike trip to the USA

[caption id=“attachment_2225” align=“alignnone” width=“1000”]Harley Davidson Heritage Softail Classic[/caption] This has been a little wish of mine for ages and now that I (seem to) have the money and the time I have decided to go for it. My mental plans started about a year ago when I realised I really needed to pass my motorcycle test n the UK. Not a really silly thought. I met a guy in the lake district, when I was doing my 3-peak challenge, who told me that you could, for an extra fee, just drive in the States on a car driving licence.

A Message from John Cleese to the Citizens of the US

I saw this somewhere on the internet and found it hilarious. I apologise to any US citizen if he/she is offended but this is really good! To The citizens of the United States of America: In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas , which she does not fancy).